still soooo small by Ulrike Nietzke
THEN WHAT HAPPENS?
Then the baby chews its way out of her and she dies.
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
I wish. No. It just breaks a bunch of her bones and her spine and stuff so Edward has to make her a vampire.
THIS WON ‘CHILDREN’S BOOK OF THE YEAR’?
I think that was sales based. You can’t underestimate the American 50+ women’s demographic. They’ll literally buy anything with a sex scene in it.
This is Moses and his adopted mother Jenny. Moses is a seven-and-a-half month old elephant who’s parents were killed by poachers. Jenny’s now taking care of Moses and the photos are so heartwarming that it might actually kill you.
*tear* — tanya b.
I can’t. I cannot even.